Diagnosis

Due to trouble with a sore hip while starting a new running program, I trotted off to see a physiotherapist. After earnest discussion and some targetted prodding he informed me that the problem was not my hip. The problem was more to do with the muscles around my hip.

To be specific, I have a lazy gluteus maximus.

I think this means I technically have the diagnosis of a lazy bum.

This got me thinking about other possible afflictions and associated diagnoses. Would flabby arms make me a flibbertygibbet? A blocked nose be due cause for the label of nincompoop?

And what bodily dysfunction might lead me to be diagnosed as a poo-head?

Something to think about ...